Skip to main content

Emmy Collins Tears Into Mercy Johnson: This Designer cum Blogger Lashed The Nollywood Actress....Choi!!

Mercy Johnson - Actress
 
Anytime designer and part time blogger, Emmy Collins takes to his blog, you can be sure that he will have one celebrity or the other to thrash.
 
He has done the same with the likes of Linda Ikeji, Tonto Dikeh, Davido, Cossy Orjiakor, Maheeda, Toke Makinwa, Pastor Chris Okotie, and several others and today, he has decided to take on top Nollywood actress, Mercy Johnson-Okojie, and in his usual way, he has taken her to the cleaners on her fashion sense.
 
Here what he had to say:
“Mercy Johnson, okay, so I got this from a reader this morning, ‘ehen small aproko …Emmy, I saw pics of Mercy Johnson looking tacky on other blogs and they tagged her sexy. I confuse o.’
 
“My understanding of the mood of the author of this comment was that of someone gob-smacked by either a blatant lie or blatant ignorance.
 
“Mercy Johnson looks so cheap here that if cheap were to be animated today, it would most definitely not want to be associated with Mercy Jonnson.
 
“Yes, she seemed so hideously dressed in that hideous dress, (haha, playing with words, na me biko).
“I don’t even know where to start or end, the N3k Tejuosho dress, akpola shoes, the “mgbekerish” pose, the walls behind her, (background), foot mat, et al, yet some blogger deemed it appropriate to tag this picture right here “sexy”. Kai, sexy don suffer ni.
 
“What did we do to deserve this? Okay, I know what we did. We became too hypocritical. I can imagine cheap, (I mean animated version), blurting out words like – “abeg, abeg, I know say I cheap, but no be like that nah, kai!
 
“No put me near that cheap looking woman, biko” – when compared to Mercy Johnson in this ensembles of hers. On a very positive note, we should all be thankful to the almighty God/Allah that she didn’t venture putting on those sunnies in her hands, because if she did, kai, egbe for gas, lol.
 
“More often than not, I wonder if these sort of classless half-baked celebrities that we are bedeviled with aren’t God’s idea of punishment for all the iniquities we commit against Him daily.
 
“We have “afọ anu” celebrities that are ineffective in all spheres of life, be it politics, fashion, etc.
 
“Tell me a Naija celebrity that has influenced any fashion trend? Perhaps just about 2% of them have pet projects, except when they surround themselves with cameramen while visiting motherless babies’ homes.
 
“In another clime, these are supposedly the innovative bunch, but it’s sad that the last word a well-meaning and well-informed individual would use to describe any Nigerian actress or actor today is “innovative”.
 
“How did we get here? It has become a nonsensical game of ‘please find out where Genevieve or Omotola has visited, me too I wan go there nah and make sure all the blogs will post the pictures.
“Well, you guys know what I think about this image, what do you think?
 
“Okay, Mercy, here is the deal. If you gonna be showing your mansion in Ajah, shouldn’t you be spending some dosh on your style as well?”
 
PS: “I concluded a long time ago that some bloggers must be on some cheap crack if they are gonna be seeing white and calling it black. I will only do my best to call them out when I can afford the time.”
 
So long a letter! What do you make of Emmy Collins and his criticism?

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Over Here Guys!; Mosanto Develops Revolutionary New Penis-Enlarging Corn Crop. (Must Read)

The multinational agrochemical and agricultural biotechnology corporation, Monsanto, announced this morning, that they had genetically engineered a modified corn crop, designed to help men have larger penises and longer-lasting erections. The company’s scientists used genes from a number of plants to create this surprising species of transgenic corn, described as “more efficient than any penis-enlarging pill”. They notably used genetic material from a plant native to Indonesia and Malaysia, called  Eurycoma Longifolia  or  Tongkat Ali , which is known for its ability to raise testosterone levels. They also used genes from watermelon, as its rind is a good natural source of citrulline, a dietary precursor which causes the penis to fill up nitric oxide. This relaxes the smooth muscle in blood vessels and erectile organs, augmenting the penis’ capacity for enlargement during erection. “Men will no longer have to pay hundreds of dollars to have larger penises”  says Dr. Fi

Subscription Fee Increase! FRN v. Multichoice: CPC Sets Up Complaint Desk for DSTV Subscribers

The Consumer Protection Council (CPC) is setting up a special channel for receiving complaints from DSTV and GOTV subscribers who have been unable to renew their subscription at their bouquet prevailing price as at July 31, 2018. The CPC noted that the above measure become necessary following Multichoice’s deliberate disobedience of court order restraining them from increasing their subscription rate or prices, pending the determination of an application before the court. In a statement issued by the DG of CPC Mr. Babatunde Irukera, consumers experiencing the above challenges are advised to send an email to  multichoicecompliance@cpc.gov.ng , stating relevant information, including smart card number, name, telephone number, date and time of failed attempt to pay, supporting same with relevant evidence such as a screenshot or document (where necessary). The statement reads: “It has come to the attention of the Consumer Protection Council that customers of MultiChoice N

For the love of woman! Man chops off his friend’s hand

A 22-year-old man, Yusuf Hassan, has been apprehended for chopping off the hand of his friend, Abubakar Umar, with a machete, during a fight over one Habiba, on Wednesday, in Dakwa, Abuja. Dailytrust quoted Umar as saying Habiba had relocated with her parents from Kaduna, some months ago, and that before they could get a room to rent, he gave his room to them as a temporary shelter and relocated to his friend’s room. “My friend, Yusuf, started developing interest in the lady. However he suspected me of also having same feeling for her, which is not true. . That was how I started having problem with him to the extent that he once warned me that it could be the reason for him to terminate my life. The family got another place and I eventually returned to my room,” he added. . However, on Wednesday, Yusuf attacked Umar with a machete, but as he (Umar) attempted to dodge it, it hit his hand and cut it off. The Zuba Divisional Police Officer, CSP Fodio Sani, confirmed the incid