Am Sure Men Love This Tickling Piece Of Info?!: Youthful Grandma Uses Sperm As Facial Cream (Video)

A youthful grandmother, 67, has claimed that sperm facials are her anti-ageing secret – and she’s made a video tutorial of it. Stella Ralfini from London said semen facials hold the key to her eternal youth.

‘It’s worth thousands and thousands, but it’s free,’ she explains in a YouTube video.

‘All you need is a lover but if you don’t have one, you know what to do. All you need to do is, every ten days or two weeks, just both have a good time, make sure he has a good time, and when your beautiful love-making session is over, you are going to scoop this amazing sperm mask up in your fingers, put it on your face, leave it for fifteen minutes and wash it off.’

She goes on: ”I know some of you are thinking “What is she saying?!” but we have to assume that your lover is a healthy clean man and eats wells.

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