Olufemi Olu-Kayode And His Funny Innuedo

If it is the Colombians they want to use to help us to fight BH then God help us. BH versus Colombian fight on our soil is CIA versus CIA.

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The above tweet from Olufemi Olu-Kayode is funny and got me thinking....mafia vs insurgents..Ha!! that na big trouble. I suppose he was following the live streaming of the ministerial screening because he did that tweet within the minutes Lt Gen. Abdurahman Dambazau was on Senate floor and asked a question as regards Boko Haram insurgency.

The nominees who were screened by the Senate were Senator Udoma Udo Udoma, Dr. John Kayode Fayemi, Chief Audu Ogbeh, Dr. Christopher Ogbonnaya, Dr. Osagie Ehanire, Lt Gen. Abdurahman Dambazau, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, Amina Ibrahim Mohammed, Engr. Suleiman Hussaini Adamu and Ibrahim Usman Jibril.

On a side note, Alhaji Lai Mohammed got me cracking and Mrs. Amina Ibrahim Mohammed is very sound and articulate..she's got it on all fronts.

After the cut..See photo of a Columbian Mafia fighter, much difference from the Boko Haram leader? Nope!

Columbian mafia

Vs.

Boko Haram Leader

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